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Given our contiuned downward spiral ($9 trillion, huh?), The Onion hits the mark. Link

A couple excerpts:

I already belong to a health club, a church, and the Kiwanis Club," Tammy Golden of Los Angeles wrote. "I'm a member of the Von's Grocery Super Savers, which gets me a discount on certain groceries. These are all well-managed organizations with real benefits. None of them send me a confusing bill once a year and make me work it out myself, then throw me in jail if I get it wrong."

"I was gonna vote, but it rained," Berg wrote. "It wasn't for the president anyway, so what difference does it make? The president is the only one that matters, and you don't even get to vote for him."

 

Busting out of nearly a month of silence with hilarity. Tragic hilarity, but still hilarity.  (Thanks Cat)

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