www.leefur.com

Given our contiuned downward spiral ($9 trillion, huh?), The Onion hits the mark. Link

A couple excerpts:

I already belong to a health club, a church, and the Kiwanis Club," Tammy Golden of Los Angeles wrote. "I'm a member of the Von's Grocery Super Savers, which gets me a discount on certain groceries. These are all well-managed organizations with real benefits. None of them send me a confusing bill once a year and make me work it out myself, then throw me in jail if I get it wrong."

"I was gonna vote, but it rained," Berg wrote. "It wasn't for the president anyway, so what difference does it make? The president is the only one that matters, and you don't even get to vote for him."

 

This from nearly two years ago, The Onion predicts Gillette's five-blade revolution. Funnier now than ever.

Link: Fuck Everything, We're Doing Five Blades

Another childhood dream smashed... turns out Marty and Doc were in love. See? Link

I was in the crapper reading The Onion and was unusually intrigued and entertained by nearly every headline. So I thought I'd share them.

 

President Creates Cabinet-Level Position to Coordinate Scandals
(eh, decent)

TV Blamed For Rise In Formulaic Violence
(link)

Eighty Percent Of Al-Qaeda No. 2s Now Dead
(link)

MPAA Unveils Rating System Based On Old Testament
(link)

I Love The Idea Of My Wife
(best of the lot)

 

 

Funny as hell, a bunch of bored kids recreate Mike Tyson's Punch Out!! Link

"I won't change anything that will affect anyone."

Now THAT is a platform we can all get behind! My girl typed "www.takeyourmoney.com" blindly into her browser, and was summarily redirected to this little slice of genius. That's right - right now you're seeing the very genesis of a fad! Move over Toby and Ding!

Long live Ron Moss!

Here's an update to an earlier post.

This English kid needed money to pay his tuition and asked himself "How can I get a million dollars?", and shortly thereafter devised a devlish little idea - set up a 1,000 x 1,000 pixel page and sell pixels for just a buck a piece to whoever wanted to advertise whatever (as long as it was pretty 'decent'). Well, he's about to sell out the last 1,000 pixels. It looks like ass, but that's the beauty of it.

Check it: link

I haven't given you guys anything up here for a bit. Sorry for that. And I'm not entirely sure I didn't post this already some time back. But here you go - The Camel Toe Report.

Trailer Bitch link
This blubbering hero and likely father of a litter of overacheivers loses his composure when confronted with his hero - a WWF wrestler. (Also read about his meeting with our fair President: link)

Return of the King? link
A trailer for Season 3 of the Chappelle Show (which may be just cobbled together from half-done skits, excerpts, and bytes from Seasons 1 & 2)

Smokin a Fat Chronic(le) Spliff link
This is the best of these three. Saturday Night Live's Chris Parnell thugs it out with one of the guys from Awesometown (a more stoner-friendly version of SNL).

Finally, the web is being used for good - to expose shitty tippers. If you cheap out, perhaps you will be found in the nasty Shitty Tipper Database (STD). You don't want to be anywhere near the STD, do you? (Is that really the best I could do with that?).

Anyway, link.